Well, this is part three. Anyone who’s read the other two should know the deal. Anyone who hasn’t, well, why the hell are you starting with part 3? That’s just completely illogical. This one covers November 2009 where I seem to have posted an awful lot.
Kieran Murphy thinks a peep show marathon is definitely the way forwards
(It certainly is, though I’m still a little distressed that some people feel it’s reasonable to compare me closely to Mark from the show)
Kieran Murphy Milk and a kit kat before bed. This man knows how to live.
(What I eat is interesting, but probably only to me …..)
Kieran Murphy doesn’t read comics, he’s an adult so he reads graphic novels……
(I’m not an adult, or at least I’m a very bad one, so I do read comics.)
Kieran Murphy has been told that he is apparently way too liberal in his use of the word ‘awesome’. Just to be clear, when i say ‘awesome’ i mean ‘awesome’. Don’t question me again.
(I did use the word awesome a hell of a lot, to the extent where it really started to piss some people off. Still, who needs that sort of friend? Judge me by my idiotic actions, not my idiotic vocabulary….)
Kieran Murphy thinks dj hero looks like the least appealing game ever!!!!!
(I’ll stand by this but then I dreamed of being Eddie Van Halen, not Paul Oakenfold so I’m probably not the target demographic.)
Kieran Murphy is good at making decisions but bad at getting them right
(Oh cry me a river, what a loser!!)
Kieran Murphy stupid stupid Orange, you’re supposed to block my phone when i haven’t paid my bill, not several hours after i have
(Stupid is not the word I was thinking in my head.)
Kieran Murphy really needs to do some laundry because if he doesn’t he’ll have no option but to wear an incredibly tight pair of jeans and a wifebeater vest out tonight. Well, no option other than his pyjamas anyways…………………..
(Yes I do own a wifebeater, no I don’t wear it well)
Kieran Murphy sometimes i wish i could be someone else so i could be friends with me cause i reckon that would be Awesome!
(I wouldn’t really wanna be friends with me, I’d rapidly lose patience with my idiotic shenanigans and the constant stream of crap I come out with.)
Kieran Murphy should either not drink ever or just not talk to, text, IM or otherwise communicate with anyone while drunk
(You may entertain people but you’re way more likely to just annoy them.)
Kieran Murphy Forget john and edward everyone, the real disgrace is that joe is still in the competition. The guy is a total charisma vacuum, watch in amazement next week as he sucks the life out of whatever song he’s meant to be singing. He’s a total wankbucket.
(For anyone who thinks I’m cool (which is probably no-one) this is conclusive proof that I’m not, I had an opinion on X-Factor and it was a strongly expressed one too.)
Kieran Murphy is off on a road trip to watch large muscular men pretend to fight each other. It’s gonna be legendary!!
(Road trip to Cardiff to see WWE Raw and Smackdown live. It was outstanding.)
Kieran Murphy is gonna see the undertaker tonight
(The wrestler, not an actual undertaker which would be something of a downer I’d imagine.)
Kieran Murphy just saw the greatest busker ever – he was playing 99 red balloons! Awesome!
(He got more than a few coppers off of me, I was mightily impressed.)
Kieran Murphy No chris jericho but it would be rude to complain when over two nights i’ve seen Randy Orton, HHH, HBK, The Undertaker, CM Punk, John Morrison, John Cena, Rey Mysterio and Batista not to mention Melina and Mickie James. Happy, happy, happy! =)
(Oooh, name dropper…..)
Kieran Murphy Burger king for breakfast after macdonalds yesterday – i may go up a weight division!
Kieran Murphy has been shopping and now has ribena, cereal and kit kats not to mention trifle sponges. This man is gonna live like a King!!!!
(A fat one.)
Kieran Murphy realises it may be an indicator of a juvenile mind but loves splashing in puddles anyway…
(I feel sorry for anyone who can’t appreciate the pure childlike delight this brings.)
Kieran Murphy bideford has DENIED me lego today, damn this worthless town!!!!
(I have been known to overreact when I don’t get what I want.)
Kieran Murphy thinks seven parcels from amazon equals a good day – shame it costs so much to feel that retail buzz!!
(Spending money to feel good, that sounds like me.)
Kieran Murphy is having trouble sleeping which will undoubtedly impact severely on my ability to pass myself off as a useful contributing member of the human race.
(Yeah, I’m awful when I don’t sleep. Or more awful depending on your initial opinion of me.)
Kieran Murphy is very unimpressed that he’s gonna miss doctor who tonight due to work. It’d better be on iplayer grrr
(It is NOT just a kid’s show!!!)
Kieran Murphy has resisted the lure of buy 1 get 2 free pringles. I’m very impressed with my newly acquired willpower!
(Probably just bought them the next day.)
Kieran Murphy has managed to misplace his quiz team – ooops
(Not even I am skilled enough to go it alone against the frenzied competition in the Blacksmith’s Arms. It’s dog eat dog in there.)
Kieran Murphy thought he’d lost his favourite jeans but actually they were just at the very bottom of his laundry basket – winner!!
(I understand why I was confused, I never wash my jeans…..)
Kieran Murphy thinks if cough medicine is gonna taste this bad it should at least work …………
(I think that’s fair, if it’s gonna taste like shit it should at least be effective.)
Kieran Murphy Which is more disturbing; the entirely green loaf of bread dated november 2nd i found in the kitchen or the mug containing a dead daddy long legs i discovered when i took on the washing up? hmmm……
(For the record this was posted on November the 17th)
Kieran Murphy has acquired a nice bruise from accidentally hitting myself in the face with a book. It wasn’t even a hardback…..
(I remember this. Still not entirely sure how I managed it.)
Kieran Murphy loves having a multi region dvd player. Scrubs season 8 has just turned up – i don’t even need people this weekend now!
(I doubt I was much missed.)
Kieran Murphy thinks if any more people go sick from work he’s gonna buy a machete and stock up on canned food and prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse
(Everyone should have a contingency plan for this eventuality. If you don’t then you shouldn’t expect any sympathy when you become zombie fodder.)
Kieran Murphy is wondering if his housemates will mind that he spent the rent money on magic beans or if they’ll realise what a unique opporunity it was and be ready to climb that beanstalk?
(I didn’t do this but if the opportunity came along I reckon I would. I mean, yeah, they’re magic beans, but what if they worked?!?)
Kieran Murphy doesn’t answer the phone to numbers i don’t recognise – i’ve seen enough horror movies ………………..
(Why take the risk?)
Kieran Murphy thinks it takes an impressive lack of coordination to spray deodorant in your eye. Guess i’m just special….
(That was pretty painful too.)
Kieran Murphy is considering going into the professional hugging business
(I always hug like I mean it, I know no other way.)
Kieran Murphy wishes he hadn’t accidentally bought thick sliced bread for his sandwiches – thick sliced bread is rubbish!!
(It is, it completely screws up the bread to sandwich filling ratio.)
Kieran Murphy wants to change his name to Kieran ‘Awesome’ Murphy on here but anticipates a massive backlash if he does……………..
(For a while I was Kieran ‘Above Average’ Murphy. I miss being above average.)
Kieran Murphy wonders if there is anything sadder than an empty packet of bourbons
(Yes. Bridge to Terabithia)